Sunday, April 25, 2010

Road Rage Wanker GGH-60 white ute

We’ve all heard the stories [and evidence by statistics] of people driving utes who think they are immune from road rules well I just had a confrontation with one of these wankers in a car park area no less. A white ute rego GGH-60 . [ Watch out for this idiot in your travels]. So I’m cruising for a parking spot in a car park that is literally bumper to bumper. I signal to make a right turn at a ‘T’ junction and just make the turn when; a ute pulls out of a car space on my right to go in the opposite direction and faces me nose to nose. Remember, I am on the correct side of the road with my arse barely clearing the junction. I can’t see squat behind me and if I attempt to reverse INTO the junction stream AND someone hits my arse – I haven’t got a leg to stand on legally. On the other hand, mister wanker only has to reverse a few feet [ no one behind him at all ] then clear my car so that HE is now on the correct side of the road. A no brainer is it not ?. Do you think this sh*t for brains is going to reverse ? No siree Bob; in fact he edges forward in an attempt to FORCE me to commit to a bloody dangerous maneuver and reverse. I follow the best course of action – point to the junction behind me and throw up my hands in exclamation. This wanker just sits there, his nose 2 inches from my nose. I fold my hands, turn off the engine and stare at him for a full 3 minutes until he finally concedes and reverses all of 2 feet in order to clear my car. The final insult – as he is passing my car he exclaims “don’t you worry you c**t, I got your number and I’ll get you on the road”

This is the sort of people in a car park who toss all road rules out the window.