HOW TO BUGGER UP QLD POWER CROOKS

QUEENSLAND – THE BULLSH*T, CORRUPT STATE

I posted a lot of articles on other forums concerning all the bullsh*t, corrupt practices by this sh*t government; most of which were removed because I told it like it was. Well f**k you whirlpool forums and the rest of the wankers running these sites. Now I going to show you what I wrote which would have some corrupt officials trying to charge me for suggesting criminal activity. So free speech is finally stamped out in Queensland ?.

These are the things that have been done by criminal elements in other countries and indeed, here in Australia, to get revenge on authorities that otherwise treated the public as cash cow morons. I DO NOT ADVOCATE ANY OF THESE ACTIVITIES, BUT WHAT OTHER PEOPLE DO IS OF NO CONCERN TO ME; I JUST REPORT WHAT I HEAR.

ELECTRICITY

Back in the 60’s in another state, a friend of a friend of a friend of mine was really pissed off by the way he was treated by the state electricity authority. The reason is not important but he wanted to really stuff them up well and truly. The first suggestion was mix up some 2 part epoxy and walk up a suburban street late at night – stuff epoxy into the key holes of the street pole padlocks that release the EHT breakers, next, stuff the epoxy into the house distribution cover keyholes of streets with UNDERGROUND cable power [These are the white pyramid covers every few houses – usually located between 2 houses and distribute power to the house meter box].

One bright spark came up with the blackout method. A stocking [or leg of pantyhose today] with a small heavy object on the bottom. To the other end of the stocking, he attached about 3 meters [10 feet] of light gauge bare copper wire. You now have a sling shot with a wire tail. No guesses for what this does. The fool actually tested it one night in MY suburb [Another state]. It was the next day I asked what he did with the sling shot and he said he just swung it around, launched it over street lines and when the trailing wire bridged the lines, the local street transformer tripped the breaker. “ great, I was watching IMT and you blacked us all out for an hour you wanker’.

Today of course, this sort of activity would get you a one way trip to a 10 by 10 room with iron bars [If you get caught, that is]. A more modern and LEGAL method.

I SAY AGAIN - LEGAL
LET ME REPEAT THAT FOR THE DEAF - LEGAL !!!!

- Is to use the mass retaliation for corruption method.

This method requires EVERYONE who has had enough of price hikes, official corruption and money down the gurgler with bullsh*t schemes. I recon that covers most of us. You have to be prepared to put up with DELIBERATELY PLANNED BLACKOUTS but at a time you KNOW will happen so that you can prepare for it.

Here we go –

The electricity grid is in such a state at the moment, generators have to be geared up for predicted, anticipated load at certain times [these are peak load times]. We all know when they occur and balancing the grid is almost like air traffic control; I kid you not.
When something untoward happens, it’s a mad scramble to balance the grid so that some areas don’t go into overload, and other area’s don’t get ‘brownout’ with low voltage or voltage ‘drag’. By KNOWING where the load will occur and what time it predictable happens, power distribution control can swing in generators and route feed lines to accommodate the load. All fine and dandy, dandy and fine.
But what happens when there is a MASSIVE UNPREDICTABLE LOAD at a time when it should NOT occur – AND – in an area that never experiences these massive loads ????
What we have then is an area black out if the feed lines cannot handle the surge [Breakers trip] before the power distribution people can swing in extra generators or feed routers.

YOU CAN MAKE THIS HAPPEN LEGALLY from your own home. Just like the instant crowd days, all it takes is for everyone in a suburb or area to switch on everything AT THE SAME TIME for just a few minutes when the load is not anticipated. The grid has been looted of profits for maintenance for years by corrupt governments and it is NOW in such a state, that anything abnormal can knock out a whole suburb. A truck hits a power pole and instead of taking out a street or two, the whole suburb or maybe 3, gets an instant blackout. The sudden surge trips a breaker – which in turn pulls instantaneous surge load from branch feeds – which [because the lines are at maximum rated load still and not upgraded for freeking years] causes a domino effect and blacks out street after street after street until the bulk surge is dropped to manageable levels at the area substation.

All this takes is someone, somewhere in this fair state to organize a ‘kill the power site’ on the net - where by notification is given where and when the people promoted surge is to occur.

What will happen ?

Well, for a start, the people participating [and it takes nearly everyone in an area or even a street to do it] will know when the power will fail because they will be promoting it. The participants can now have a time scale to prepare their house for the blackout [which should last for less than 30 minutes]. It doesen’t matter a pinch of sh*t if the lead in time is days or even a week or two; the line capacity JUST ISN”T THERE TO HANDLE IT in suburbs that do not have industry that uses this massive surge. That’s the whole point…. Suburbs that are residential [especially older suburbs] and are zoned NEVER to be industrial, just haven’t got the redundancy surge value to handle a massive draw on the lines that would otherwise never occur. If the idea gets as big as ‘WIKILEAKS’ the power companies would have a heart attack trying [and failing] to cope with these loads.

Here’s how it would work – at the time and date specified, a particular area, or suburb, would have all it’s residential users run around the house and switch on EVERYTHING at once [NOT computers or other equipment in use that can’t put up with data loss on black out at this time – otherwise, turn them on too] Turn on the stove [all hotplates], the air con’s, Fans, Bar heaters, the lights, the solar HW booster, the radio, the TV’s, plug in and run the vacuum cleaner, the washers, dryers on hot, the dishwasher, the bloody lot for just 5 minutes at the appointed time. Blackout guaranteed. Make sure your OWN switchboard can handle this. Otherwise you will have a blackout before the area surge is detected.

This idea is a spin off from the ‘kill petrol prices’ idea which, incidentally, actually worked in the early 1950’s in Melbourne because everyone took part and it didn’t cost a penny to do it; just a little time. I’ll explain this one shortly because you can slash the price of petrol in this country by using the ‘buy only what you need’ method. The trouble with most Australians is that we have become so ‘Laid back’ and downright apathetic to problems we tend to look after numero uno and bugger anyone else. Well the time has come [the Walrus said] to shake off this in ground attitude and ORGANISE. F**k me, we elected these pricks to look after our interests and it becomes more apparent that they just couldn’t give a rat’s arse about you and me – as long as there is the fast buck at the end of it all. Surly there is SOMEONE out there with enough will and clout to set something like this up and bring these bastards to their knees. I for one will happily participate knowing full well [being in electrics for 44 years] that it DOES work, it WILL work, it CAN work and the results are at the least, total power company chaos. I reiterate; the methodology is perfectly LEGAL. You pay for power, you pay for ALL the power you can draw and nobody can dictate WHEN you draw that power. The cost for 5 minutes max draw is about an hours worth of normal draw [less than $2 in a quarterly power bill].

If you rotate different area’s picking just those that are residential only, each area would only have to do it ONCE in 2 years – and that’s picking a time every day of the week.

Worth a really long ponder, I recon [If the right people actually READ all of this]

upcoming federal election

VOTING LABOR ??? YOU STILL DON’T GET IT, DO YOU ??.

Unlike the USA, you DON’T vote for a President, you vote for a PARTY; and it’s the party that runs the country, NOT the Prime Minister. Mickey Mouse can be Prime Minister, and it doesn’t matter a tinkers curse because decisions are made by ministers in their portfolios, and these decisions are ratified by a caucus. The majority of those Ministers in the Labor Party are former Union identities. Most of these have little or NO training in the disciplines needed to make intelligent decisions. Some of these former union members were straight out union thugs of the worst kind. What Government appoints a third rate rock identity as environment minister?. I’m just as green as Peter Garret – make me a minister please, I need the money. If you want change you have to get rid of the incompetent boobs that REALLY run the country – Voting by the popularity of the figure head is plain stupid. The Labor party will not have the guts to get rid of idiot ministers like Garret and Penny Wong.

Insulation Stuffup.
A third rate fitter could have seen this coming and $4 could have avoided the whole scenario of deaths by electrocution [ No Sh*t – 2 steel press studs and an earth wire to the nearest ground – live ceiling – ‘BANG” blown breaker at the switch board, saving lives]
So a life isn’t worth $4 and 4 minutes time ???
And that’s just one glaring example.

You have to have ministers who have at least a working knowledge of the expertise needed in their portfolios. EG- Master electrician for energy or better yet, a former power station engineer. As long as labor keeps these idiots in charge of things they know diddley squat about, you will continue to pay for their stuff ups [ and pay dearly by your taxes ]. Dick Smith is suing the government for billions lost in aviation buy stuff ups.

The Prime Minister can have the Charisma of JC but in the end, the hands are cuffed if the party majority sez ‘OK’ to stupid decisions.

Your not convinced ? go to the NET and google ‘7 torpedoes’ by professor Bob Carter and WATCH IT !!!. now tell me that ‘carbon trading’ will make any change in the climate. Try emptying the ocean with a bucket. A grand money making scam of the first order, and the sad thing is, you all fell for it.

Tony may not be the worlds most charismatic PM [ and he’s not a women – last time I checked ] but at least you get a brand new set of ministers who might [ I say, just might ] make decisions that actually WORK.

That’s a pretty fair estimate by anyone’s standards. Remember, you DON’T get WHAT you vote for in Australian elections; you get WHO you vote for. If WHO you vote for, doesn’t get you WHAT you vote for, that’s on YOUR head.

NOW GO AND VOTE FOR ‘WHAT’ YOU WANT

Oil spill fiasco

The Big Squirt Fiasco
For a supposedly smart nation – the good ol’ US of A has some pretty stupid engineers RE: the massive oil blow out 1.5 Kilometers under the sea, in the Gulf of Mexico. Did you all cop an eyeful of the bullsh*t complicated scrap metal yard they have over the well head?. Now I know what I’m talking about because someone very, very close to me, is an oil man. A master engineer, no less. I followed the exploits of oil trouble shooters in the sixties [ Red Adair for one ] and while this deep well presents problems because of pressure, it certainly is not un-solvable if these wankers would stop trying to reinvent the wheel and think outside of the box [ As well as look to the past methodologies ].
The idea now is to plug the well, not valve it because things are now way out of hand. To do this, you have to get rid of all that surrounding crap so that you have just the well head [ which is internally sleeved by the original drill pipe].
There are at least two methods to plug this sucker without pouring thousands of tons concrete into it. To refresh you old oil men [ are there any left?] – we can use explosives safely only because fire don’t burn under water.
Method one: This uses the ‘string of beads’ valve. First you get a pipe that can slip inside the well pipe. The pipe is open at both ends but the top end has a valve on it. Around the valve is a massive donut with sufficient weight to sink the pipe into the well pipe. The valve is left open to allow oil to flow out of it else the pressure would push THIS pipe out of the well head no matter what weight you have on it. The key to this method is this. In various places down your valve pipe, you place circular flat pack explosives [ like a string of beads or in this case – mini donuts]. When the valve pipe is in place, you detonate the explosives so that the valve casing pipe is bulged out to form multi corks. The top valve is still left open because you don’t want to blow the crap out of your new valve on detonation, and you certainly don’t want to fire the valve pipe out of the well head like a bullet. At this latter point we can be hopeful of several things. Firstly, the valve sleeve pipe is now jammed against the well head pipe in multiple places. Next we slowly shut the mother down. Problem solved .
The second method is one many don’t favor because it’s a bit iffy. You get a second drill head BIGGER than the original and grind it down over the original head pipe. This takes longer and there is a risk of causing a bigger blow out than you already have. If successful, you can now use an oversize valve on your new well pipe.
I can’t believe these retards haven’t tried these methods but then again!!!.

chinese crap

I never pay more than $30 for a pair of casual shoes and I usually buy them for work anyway. I saw a bargain in shoes on the stand ’buy one pair get a second pair free’ WOW! Can’t go wrong. So I bought 2 pair at $29:95, one pair black, one pair brown. I didn’t need to wear them straight away so I put them in the wardrobe till my old pair wore out. 2 Months later, I pulled them out and discovered the ‘color’ was cheap dipped resin type plastic and was peeling off in chunks. I was going to throw them out when, on closer examination, I discovered the shoe was actually made of pure Suede
Apparently, our cheap Chinese shoe manufacturer thought it was cheaper still to plastic dip the shoes for color rather than dye the ‘leather’. After scraping off all the plastic color, I now have a very expensive pair of Grey Suede shoes. What morons. Not bad for 30 bucks – 2 pair of pure Suede shoes even if they are Grey.

Road Rage Wanker GGH-60 white ute

We’ve all heard the stories [and evidence by statistics] of people driving utes who think they are immune from road rules well I just had a confrontation with one of these wankers in a car park area no less. A white ute rego GGH-60 . [ Watch out for this idiot in your travels]. So I’m cruising for a parking spot in a car park that is literally bumper to bumper. I signal to make a right turn at a ‘T’ junction and just make the turn when; a ute pulls out of a car space on my right to go in the opposite direction and faces me nose to nose. Remember, I am on the correct side of the road with my arse barely clearing the junction. I can’t see squat behind me and if I attempt to reverse INTO the junction stream AND someone hits my arse – I haven’t got a leg to stand on legally. On the other hand, mister wanker only has to reverse a few feet [ no one behind him at all ] then clear my car so that HE is now on the correct side of the road. A no brainer is it not ?. Do you think this sh*t for brains is going to reverse ? No siree Bob; in fact he edges forward in an attempt to FORCE me to commit to a bloody dangerous maneuver and reverse. I follow the best course of action – point to the junction behind me and throw up my hands in exclamation. This wanker just sits there, his nose 2 inches from my nose. I fold my hands, turn off the engine and stare at him for a full 3 minutes until he finally concedes and reverses all of 2 feet in order to clear my car. The final insult – as he is passing my car he exclaims “don’t you worry you c**t, I got your number and I’ll get you on the road”

This is the sort of people in a car park who toss all road rules out the window.